Visiting Tripwire Interactive

[Blimey]

Beware of mine dogs!

[Zetsumei]

Easiest way to get in is the Metal Gear Solid style.

Put yourself in a cardboard box, saying "goodies for xienen" that one always works.

[Trigve]

Originally Posted by omarfw

you have 120 hours of runescape logged on xfire. you have to be a troll. there's no way you aren't xD

jk

Ahh yes, but please don't judge me for my past... mistakes. I was young and wild, I loved to slay dragons and repel girls.

[Nibe]

Originally Posted by Trigve

Ahh yes, but please don't judge me for my past... mistakes. I was young and wild, I loved to slay dragons and repel girls.

Ahhaahaha! That was a good!

[Floyd]

Don't forget that TWI may be stashing Father-Mother from Zeno Clash in the closet, too.
Things could get ugly, really fast (in an indie sort of way).

[Trigve]

I stopped in the middle of the road on 92 on NYE as I was passing TWI's HQ to go to a party (it was lame) and tried to snap a picture with my phone, but I was on the other side of 3 lanes in the dark. I shall get that picture to prove my honesty!

[Pvt.pile]

You know the rules pic or it didn't happen.

[Fedorov]

try getting a camera with a scope, get in a nearby building and from the windows, take pics of the monitors with RO:HoS =P

[Jono]

Every day wait outside and each day follow a different employee home.

There's no particular reason for this.


It would just be wierd.

[gusone]

Originally Posted by Trigve

Maybe I'll even get an imprint of Ramm's ring on my forehead. *fingers crossed*

Good lord.

[Trigve]

Originally Posted by Fedorov

...take pics of the monitors with RO:HoS

I think as long as I wear a blindfold while taking them I'll be fine, right?

Also I'm attempting to contact TWI and have this

Originally Posted by Yoshiro

arranged before hand

I used the Contact Us form found here two nights ago, and I left my email and contact information. I'm not sure if this is the best way to contact them. I found their number in the phone book. I'll try calling.

[Lt_Kettch]

Stop stalking them

They have to work for us.

[Fedorov]

I bet you pay a million $ and you are in, and they may even let you see RO:HoS =P

[Zennousha]

Originally Posted by Oldih

I believe TWI office is designed with defence in depth in mind with the following layout:

1. There's guards with PPShs and MP40s guarding the area, with dogs and tanks of course aswell.
2. After that there is mini-maginot line of barbed wires, mines, fortifications and such with MG nests all over the place.
4. After that there is another mini-maginot line, expect with dragon teeth aswell and mauled ground so you can't move properly.
5. A small reserve unit made by bear cavalry w/ PPShs.
6. Legion of flesh pounds and scarkes on the front door.
7. Resident Evil- laserhallway after the front door.
8. Full laboratory of Patriarchs as last line of defence.

Those Patriarchs are actually pretty nice guys when they're not perforating you with a hail of gunfire.

[Amerikaner]

Am I the only one who finds this creepy, especially with that google maps sig?

[Trigve]

Originally Posted by Amerikaner

Am I the only one who finds this creepy, especially with that google maps sig?

Its a joke amerikaner. Their address is displayed on their website.

[Crusher]

I thought the TWI HQ was a cave or a firey castle.

[Nestor Makhno]

TBH I think your visit would be nothing but a pain in the *** for TWI. They really have better things to do than show you around and worry about what you will/will not see when you are there.

They will prolly be polite - I expect Alan (as PR person) would make sure that the dogs are not released when you arrive - but prolly not mad pleased to see you.

50/50 chance they ignore your contact.

[Lt_Kettch]

Agree with Nestor, they are already ignoring this thread so stop jizzing on their lawn

They are probably secretly moving at the moment anyway

[Trigve]

@Nestor Makhno
@Lt_Kettchh

Oh, I didn't realized you two represented TWI. Don't worry I'll seriously consider what you each said and it will play into my final decision. Despite the response to this thread in less than 20 minutes, yes I'm sure they are ignoring me.

@Nestor Makhno

Why would they show me around? I intend to walk in and hand them a piece of paper, maybe read the list to them, and leave. Do you mean they don't have time to walk to their lobby for 10 minutes?