[Image] The Picture and GIF thread

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[Alexander Ostmann]

Originally Posted by LightsabeR

So you're one of those guys, huh? You know, the ones who for example sit at a bar just waiting and hoping for a fight to begin, so that they pull out their knife and start threatening people.

Unless I own the bar, then no.

[Murphy]

This isn't about playing a violent peacekeeping father-figure in a bar, this is about Bernie Goetzing some mothereffers!

[Bluehawk]

I like how he injures her, then pretends to defend her, and throws a kick to the balls the second anyone speaks to him.

I knew a guy like Begbie, and I put as much distance between him and myself, socially, as possible once he showed his colours. I'm not risking being in his line of fire on day for something completely random.

[Nestor Makhno]

What really amazed me about the characters from 'Trainspotting' is the number of guys who thought that Begbie was their favourite.

Possibly cos he was the only one who wasn't a victim in some way.

Sad, really that most people would be the victimiser for fear of being the victim.

[Gervaise Brook-Hampster]

Has this been posted before?

[PermenentMarker]

I am wondering if I am not doing right but... people wipe while standing ?

Other then that, my bad humor approves of this story...

[Lt_Kettch]

[Nezzer]

Originally Posted by Lt_Kettch

I think it should be Bronn instead of Jon Snow, and maybe Shagga instead of Jaime. Love the pic though

[Zennousha]

Originally Posted by Gervaise Brook-Hampster

Has this been posted before?

The copypasta/greentext itself is pretty old, but I imagine the picture is obviously recent.

[Gervaise Brook-Hampster]

I think it was some old 4chan sh!t

[Bluehawk]

Hence the >'s, it's a greentext pasta.

[Floyd]

The copypasta/greentext itself is pretty old, but I imagine the picture is obviously recent.

Originally Posted by Bluehawk

Hence the >'s, it's a greentext pasta.

Why do I feel so extremely thankful that I don't know wtf you guys are talking about....

[husbert]

Originally Posted by PermenentMarker

I am wondering if I am not doing right but... people wipe while standing ?

Other then that, my bad humor approves of this story...

i dont wipe
but when i do i stand

[Bluehawk]

When people report something lengthy, it used to be called a copy-paste, which mutated into copypasta. And people who appreciate these funny stories and jokes post replies like "mmm delicious pasta" with images of babies covered in spaghetti etc.

Lines of text prefixed with > become green, and are traditionally used for either quoting something or telling an anecdote in point-form.

">Went to the store
>Someone is walking their sick dog
>The dog sh*t all over the store
>No one notices that I sh*t myself hours ago
>Cashier gives me her number

Feelsgoodman.jpg"

And now you know things you didn't want to know. You're welcome.

[YoYoBatty]

My version of the most offensive photo in the world.

[Colt .45 killer]

Originally Posted by Unterscharfuhrer

Waiting for zombie spread to Canada.......

[Pvt.pile]

Scottish Brew Dog Stout only 8% 8).





My mates 91 Sirocco.





My wee bros GF's freinds Patterdales awesome wee dogs.



My sisters freinds wee dog another awesome dog.

[C_Gibby]

You're going to let those dogs drunk-drive?

[PermenentMarker]

I love that scirocco