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The Internet declares war on Scientology

Nimsky

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Friends, ebaums, /b/tards, Goons, Countrymen, lend me your ears. This is why we fight.

Gentlemen, This is what I have been waiting for. Habbo, Fox, The G4 Newfag Flood crisis. Those were all training scenarios. This is what we have been waiting for. This is a battle for justice. Every time ebaums has gone to war, it has been for our own causes. Now, gentlemen, we are going to fight for something that is right. I say damn those of us who advise against this fight. I say damn those of us who say this is foolish. The time has come not for us to not only rise as heroes of the internets, but as its guardians.

With the leakage of 'The Church of Scientology's' latest propaganda video into mainstream circulation, the extent of Scientology's malign influence over those who come to trust them as leaders has been made clear to us. Anonymous has therefore decided that this organization should be destroyed. For the good of their followers, for the good of mankind and for our own enjoyment, we shall proceed to expel them from the Internet and systematically dismantle the Church of Scientology in its present form. We recognize the 'church' as serious opponents, and do not expect our campaign to be completed in a short time-frame. However, they will not prevail forever against the angry masses of the body politic. Their choice of methods, hypocrisy and the general artlessness of their organization have sounded their death knell. Scientology have nowhere to hide, because we are everywhere. Scientology will find no recourse in attack, because for each of us that falls, ten more will take his place.

Scientology, we are waging war against you. A war unlike any war we have experienced before. A war that shall not only be known for one against faggotry but for one against uberfaggotry. A war that shall make you think twice before interfering with the tubes. A war that shall leave the name anonymous charred with respect and glory. A war that perhaps one day will be remembered as the greatest thing we have ever done.

We call everyone from the internet. Let the differences between us be ignored as we fight against a common enemy. And as we have epic lulz too.

Knowledge is free.

We are Anonymous. We are Legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCbKv9yiLiQ&eurl=http://xenu.110mb.com/
 
well in recent news china starts using scientologists in crash tests in their veichles, turns out its cheaper then buying a crash dummy for the one time each design is tested. the test case in question is that of the veichle hitting a cyclist, as its impossible to swerve out of control in bejing and NOT hit a cyclist, the desired results would be a dead cyclist, too much weight on society and such....

(jk har har)

seriously though, shouldent we all just do this, ya know smack tom cruise upside the head (perhaps he was a good actor once but hes full of himself now), and abolish this stupid ideal?
 
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