Guns are for sissies, I'd use my bare hands.
... and probably die. But I'd die a man at least.
*Cough* well I'm Canadian. We let others do the fighting, but in this case, with no guns (Or crossbows) nearby (Guns are illegal in Canada), I'd probably look for a chair to hit it, but if it overpowers my nerdy physique, then I'd probably run away and let my neighbours worry about it.
Same here. Except I wouldn't die like a big pansy :VGuns are for sissies, I'd use my bare hands