Corrupt a wish thread

Jono · Nov 6, 2006

She now understands but her head explodes every time you say that and you are forced to sew it back together every time.

I wish i found a massive pot of gold right next to me now.

Tak · Nov 6, 2006

Jono said:
She now understands but her head explodes every time you say that and you are forced to sew it back together every time.

I wish i found a massive pot of gold right next to me now.

You'll find your pot of gold, but alas it will all be stolen from Fort Knoxx, and you'll get arrested for the theft. You live out the rest of your days in prison known as 'Susie Q Sudsy'

I wish it was 5 o'clock! ><

Maus · Nov 6, 2006

Tak said:
You'll find your pot of gold, but alas it will all be stolen from Fort Knoxx, and you'll get arrested for the theft. You live out the rest of your days in prison known as 'Susie Q Sudsy'

I wish it was 5 o'clock! ><

Time will fast-forward to 5 o'clock instantly. But something goes wrong and it continues to fast-forward til we're all dead and the human race perishes.

I wish I had a magic monkeys paw.

Wolfstuka · Nov 6, 2006

Maus said:
Time will fast-forward to 5 o'clock instantly. But something goes wrong and it continues to fast-forward til we're all dead and the human race perishes.

I wish I had a magic monkeys paw.

The magic monkey paw comes alive in your pocket and rips off both your testicles.

um.....I wish I had an mp40

Jono · Nov 6, 2006

A nazi soldier appears and presents you with an mp40 but then proceeds to produce a luger and shoots you in the head with it.

i wish i had a nuke in my garden which couldnt accidently explode or accidently launch, i would have all power of it and its abilities.

Wolfstuka · Nov 6, 2006

Jono said:
A nazi soldier appears and presents you with an mp40 but then proceeds to produce a luger and shoots you in the head with it.

i wish i had a nuke in my garden which couldnt accidently explode or accidently launch, i would have all power of it and its abilities.

You are very high one night and decide that it would be cool to see what would happen if you press the little red glowing button covered by a glass box.

Someone else can go as I just posted one about 25 minutes ago.

SheepDip · Nov 6, 2006

I wish Wolfstuka would have another go

Wolfstuka · Nov 6, 2006

Wolfstuka goes upstairs to get some food and on the way back down trips and falls down the stairs breaking his neck and killing him instantly while also spilling his cup of juice and dropping his chicken pattie.

I wish feces was sterile(Somebody said that on the "USA for the win" thread and it is totally ridiculous so I will add it in here)

snakedude24 · Nov 6, 2006

If feces was sterile, it would become an Indian delicacy.

I wish every United States politician is replaced by someone new tomorrow.

I am sick and tired of professional politicians.

Mr._Kong · Nov 6, 2006

yes but they are replaced by monkys that subjugate the rest of the world forcing you to work 21 hour days growing bananas in cuba.

I wish people were as cool as I am.

[5.SS]Strother · Nov 6, 2006

I wish people were as cool as I am

Then everyone would have massive pimples, bad hair, large glasses, a squeky voice, and..um......herpes.

I wish that my wish could never be corrupted.

Mr._Kong · Nov 6, 2006

then your post would have no purpose and you would be banned from the forums.

I wish people were good at RO.

qwe1234 · Nov 6, 2006

granted, but after 10 days everyone will **** balls

i wish i had somthing to drink

Capt.Marion · Nov 6, 2006

you would find a glass of ice cold wine only to have it turn into boiling hot piss as soon as you start chugging it.

i wish I had a life.

Archeoptrix · Nov 7, 2006

Capt.Marion said:
i wish I had a life.

You take a life, and it ends up with a giant fiasco involving swat team snipers and secret double lives as a cross dresser in shady gentlemen's clubs.

I wish that you not grant this wish...

[5.SS]Strother · Nov 7, 2006

I wish that you not grant this wish...

Wish is granted and everyone for the rest of eternity lives long happy lives.

I wish clowns wern't so scarey!

Wolfstuka · Nov 7, 2006

Unfortunately you wish was granted anyway and everyone was forced to wear underwear two sizes too small.

I wish Armed Assault was finished and published in the USA.

EDIT: damn someone beat me to it

Maus · Nov 7, 2006

[5.SS]Strother said:
Wish is granted and everyone for the rest of eternity lives long happy lives.

I wish clowns wern't so scarey!

All clowns take off all their make-up, civilize themselves, and start acting like normal human beings...

And everyone else starts acting/dressing like clowns.

I wish the PTRD/Satchel were nerfed.

Wolfstuka · Nov 7, 2006

They PTRD is nerfed and the Russians get a strela rocket launcher. The satchels are nerfed but as everyone is working on nerfing them one explodes causing a domino effect of explosions killing everyone and everything on Earth.

I wish I had $400.

Bullitt · Nov 7, 2006

you get $400 and then an anvil falls on your head

I wish that people woud stop making music that ****s and that Jessica Alba would blow me

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