i once was with a hippy gal whom just pushed the keyboard asside and sat in front of me with no undies and a miniskirt...guess what i did...
Chickened out?
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i once was with a hippy gal whom just pushed the keyboard asside and sat in front of me with no undies and a miniskirt...guess what i did...
Even more pathetic
Lol!
Yeah, I know. I don't get it, but I know.
That's what I was after.
Though I was thinking more along the lines of a Bernardo Bertolucci and less along the lines of a Luc Besson.
Your little throwaway line just had me a little worried there.
Actually yes it isMore pathetic than what?
Coming on these forums crying like the monday morning office queen cos you've had sex at the weekend?
Actually yes it is
Yeah I never did that, if people have nothing else to do than implying stuff I don't careBut the thing is, nobody could possibly want to hear about your conquests or how horny you are or god knows what.
But if they do, I guess that means I ought to go ahead and share my tales of my exploits a month or two ago and how it affected my bowel movements.
i allways find it funny that you people run in circels over his postings..he wins..sorry...but...yeah..elaborated troll
in fact...hes doing the same thing since..ages..and you all still snap for it..i understand that the circle is kind of entertaining tho
My perspective on sex changed when on occasion I said no to it, but not for gaming.
I have to really want the person I'm going to have sex with. That's not something I come to after a night at the bar, booze or anything else. When you've turned down women before because you simply don't want to have sex with them, it makes you redefine what the sex you want to have really is.
And right now in my life, I don't have the desire or the energy to go out and find someone I want to have sex with, court them, possibly be rejected, yadda yadda. As nice as it would be to have someone in my bed, there's all the baggage that comes with it, BEFORE you even get someone pregnant. "I can't sleep unless you're next to me." I couldn't ****ing stand that line, and it's the kind of sacrifice you make to have a good relationship, and I just ain't ready to give up things for that yet.
So, a fappin' we will go. I've gotten laid enough in my life that it doesn't hold a lot of mystery for me anymore. Consider fapping an "inferior good" in terms of economics. Or a "substitution good." You really going to get high and mighty with a dude who eats Ramen because he can't afford steak?
And +1 for the epicness of this thread. We've all gotten off on down-voting Dakon, now at least it's out in the open, as creepy as that is.
*fap fap fap*
I guess I'm kind of the complete opposite because that's exactly what I'm gunning for. Sex, to me, is just taking this further, but if I had to live without sex or without having someone to hold and cuddle with I would lose the sex in a heartbeat.As nice as it would be to have someone in my bed, there's all the baggage that comes with it, BEFORE you even get someone pregnant. "I can't sleep unless you're next to me." I couldn't ****ing stand that line, and it's the kind of sacrifice you make to have a good relationship, and I just ain't ready to give up things for that yet.
Definition of disappointment: guy runs into wall with a boner and breaks his nose first.