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Automated Support

Deeival

Grizzled Veteran
Sep 4, 2006
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Never tell your password to anyone.
[A]utomated upport says:
This is an automated message generated by Steam account administration to help us verify the validity of your Steam account ownership. Please respond with your account name, password, and
e-mail address which is registered to this account in the following format: [Account]/[Password]/[E-mail]. Failure to comply with this request will result in the immediate
suspension of your account until further notice.
Signed, The Steam Support Team
To contact us, email [email protected]
Deeival says:
Deeival/U36G3(2/[email protected]
[A]utomated upport says:
Invalid information. Please try again: Account/Password/E-mail.
Deeival says:

Deeival/U36G3)2/[email protected]
[A]utomated upport says:
Invalid information. Please try again: Account/Password/E-mail.
Deeival says:

Deeival/U3&G3)2/[email protected]
Deeival says:
I hope that works
[A]utomated upport says:
Invalid information. Please try again: Account/Password/E-mail.
Deeival says:
I dont want my account cancelled!
Deeival says:
Please!
[A]utomated upport says:
Invalid format. Please try again: Account/Password/E-mail. If further assistance is required, please type "-page" and a representative will be with you momentarily.
Deeival says:
-page
Deeival says:
Hello?
[A]utomated upport says:
Searching.....
Deeival says:
Search faster
Deeival says:
Slow robot...
Deeival says:
-page
[A]utomated upport says:
All lines busy, please hold.
[A]utomated upport says:
Hello this is Jim Flemming, how may I assist you today?
[A]utomated upport says:
I'm sorry but before we begin could you please give me your account name so I can look up your records?
Deeival says:
You tell me. The robot wont accept my password
[A]utomated upport says:
I'm not certain why automation has messaged you.
Deeival says:
Ok Here we go again:
Deeival says:

Deeival/U3&G3)2/[email protected]
Deeival says:
Oh of course!
Deeival says:
Sorry.
Deeival says:
That's the wrong email
Deeival says:
But before I give it to you, you have to answer me 3 questions!
[A]utomated upport says:
Well i will try and verify it manually, what is the correct email?
Deeival says:
First Question: What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 at noon, and 3 in the evening?
[A]utomated upport says:
Sir im not here for your personal amusement.
Deeival says:
Well, you seem to make a fool of me!
Deeival says:
Do you like that?
Deeival says:
huh?
[A]utomated upport says:
teehee
[A]utomated upport says:
yeah
Deeival says:
**** nuts
Deeival says:
no go **** you mom
[A]utomated upport says:
but i knew you where bsing from the start but gj keeping me fishing with that little bit of hope
[A]utomated upport says:
that password was just to outragious to be true
[A]utomated upport says:
props to you
Deeival says:
Well.. maybe you should get a better password for you ****
[A]utomated upport says:
nono im better protected then you
[A]utomated upport says:
but for most users thats not the norm
[A]utomated upport says:
thats what im saying
Deeival says:
Anyways... good luck to you mate
[A]utomated upport says:
thanks
[A]utomated upport says:
fingers crossed then
Deeival says:
I hope I'll never meet you in RL, cause I'll have to kick you in the balls
Deeival says:
later
[A]utomated upport says:
thats kinda harsh
[A]utomated upport says:
where you from maybe we can discuss it over some coffee
Deeival says:
Not at all. You are trying to steal from me
[A]utomated upport says:
do you have red orch on your account?
[A]utomated upport says:
if so yes i would have stolen it
Deeival says:
Yes I do ;)
[A]utomated upport says:
damn
Deeival says:
What do you need all the RO accounts for?
Deeival says:
Why nothing else?
[A]utomated upport says:
all?
[A]utomated upport says:
youd be my second
Deeival says:
Well you said you only steal RO accounts
[A]utomated upport says:
you know how hard this **** is for red orch, because the steam friends system isnt integrated
[A]utomated upport says:
i just want 3 red orch accounts thats all
Deeival says:
Buy em...
Deeival says:
What do you need 3 accounts for anyways?
[A]utomated upport says:
meh
[A]utomated upport says:
because on of the three is bound to die because someone went to steam
[A]utomated upport says:
maybe even two or three
[A]utomated upport says:
an account that doesnt get retrieved is rare
[A]utomated upport says:
even more so with red orch
[A]utomated upport says:
because the players are mostly smart
Deeival says:
Still does not explain why you need 3 accounts
[A]utomated upport says:
it does
[A]utomated upport says:
when i have only one
[A]utomated upport says:
and it gets retrieved
Deeival says:
So you stole that one too...
[A]utomated upport says:
i have no basis as from to scam anymore
[A]utomated upport says:
obvious no?
[A]utomated upport says:
i stole nothing
[A]utomated upport says:
i bought it
[A]utomated upport says:
duh
Deeival says:
There must be some way I can report you to Steam, isnt there?
[A]utomated upport says:
youd be suprised how badly steam fights scammers
[A]utomated upport says:
they problably let us go because it means more profit for them
Deeival says:
Not at all. I know they are a bunch of morons
[A]utomated upport says:
the scammers or steam?
Deeival says:
Steam of course
[A]utomated upport says:
i wouldnt say ther not smart but they just couldnt care less
Deeival says:
I guess. More $$ for them
[A]utomated upport says:
but why do you care what i do with somebody elses account?
Deeival says:
For all I know you might be working for them ;)
[A]utomated upport says:
your not fooled so why care?
[A]utomated upport says:
no trust me im not
[A]utomated upport says:
:p
Deeival says:
Really?
Deeival says:
:D
Deeival says:
Anyways. I gotta go watch F1.
[A]utomated upport says:
but dude
[A]utomated upport says:
that one question
[A]utomated upport says:
would you really report me? do you care that much?
Deeival says:
I'd.
[A]utomated upport says:
well ok
[A]utomated upport says:
no hard feelings
[A]utomated upport says:
hf
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