Needs a "Pro Tip" at the end of the description, like
Dual HC "Pro Tip: Left gun fires slightly to the left"
Flamethrower. "Pro Tip: A flailing scrake or FP will make your Sharpie's job a lot harder. Don't set them on fire you over-eager arsonist noob!"
M32 "Pro Tip: Smoke obscures YOUR TEAM's vision, not the Zed's"
Dual 9mm "What the hell? someone's got 4 slots to waste..."
AMR "Pro Tip: It's not 400.000$ for 12 seconds, but its sure damn close. Make'em count!"