Cease and desist / Why I <3 TW

[Letum]

Dammit, you already got a big hug, what more do you want?

well....give me another of those manly hugs and we'll see if we can work from there.....

 

[Coey]

I google'd "worlds largest cookie" and got this.. take it

 

[Letum]

That pony needs its gamma settings reduceing!


I'll take it anyway! Cheers!
*Takes it all*
Muwahaha

*falls on floor*
*pees self*

 

[Murphy]

Awesome text. I laughed until I realised how sad it is really.

 

[Nestor Makhno]

That pony needs its gamma settings reduceing!
*falls on floor*
*pees self*

LOL Yup - there are special stud farms that breed several varieties: low-gamma ponies, anti-aliased arabians, Pixel-shaded palominos etc.

Dancing around, losing dignity, falling on floor and peeing self: Laydeez and gemmum witness the evils of ketamine.

 

[Drecks]

Priceless !!

 

[SchutzeSepp]

ROFL it's only when i got to the bottom that i realised it was a satire

maybe because it's not so hard to believe...

 

[Letum]

Laydeez and gemmum witness the evils of ketamine.

Baaaahahaha!
Thats made my day

 

[Llama]

Horray for satire! A very enjoyable read.

 

[Slyk]

Satire?

Really?

The lines of reality and satire have surely been blurred now. I would swear that Grant Collier or one of his half-wit teenage wunderkind-clones would have written that. Perfect piece of observation.

 

[Fu. Svedberg]

 

[Helmi]

Haha, awesome!

 

[Lizardhands]

You raise some good points, Letum. I hope the Tripwire devs pay heed to your advice.

 

[MILK]

haha very very good only disadvanage of this post is that you wrote it unnder your "senior member" account otherwise it would be so much belivable ) GJ!

 

[=GG= Mr Moe]

Amazing, simply Amazing...

 

[Colt .45 killer]

next you can write the guide to writing posts that get stickied... and if that gets stickied, then you can write a guide on stickiage..

 

[Tak]

Good sir, I (as official person no one really pays any attention to) hereby dub thee Sir Letum. Let the title carry with you always, and may your stickied post elevate you above the masses, that you may serve to light their path through the darkness of teh intarnetz.


Awesome. Two internets and 2000 exp points for you.

 

[Lapata]

Well done

 

[=db=Grim]

Outstanding. Falls into the sad but true category.

 

[Oldih]

It is quite hilarious but rather over-generalized. Feels more like it would be cease & desist from EA\Activision or something like that rather than entire gaming industry.