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<Paianjeana2-3> spy USA-----spy Romania!!!!My names James Boond 007!!!!
<Paianjeana2-3> [1] Report dead artificial intelligence-motor_a give vacant for living today may not be dead by tomorrow (a report required information clearly true) Open picoliюe-human trafficking organizations-from-the-3rd ( Internet information channel transmit buffer) plan is following the intelligence report gives information on parts for people to organize themselves so that the correct information to the
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<Paianjeana2-3> [2]state found desfinюate terrorist is, if the state wants to I desfinюeze with new state bodies in place, citizens will start a riot organized social type revoluюie.Оncercгrile repeated to resolve problems with locking mass genocide organized crime made me after I gave intelligence information report on the program picoliюe mIRC will try working with SRI thought I would pull the alarm on the
<Paianjeana2-3> [3]country and you block exterminating cetгюenilor.Prima time I knocked on the door SRI test since May 2004 when information on the Internet ierau much smaller, we passed several times in turn increase my information on mirc up on January-12-2009, SRI spyware found to stupor to make money through several forms of illicit so-called prostitution, drug stuff was shown in hand and TV criminalization
<Paianjeana2-3> [4]bodies State and services the intelligence, justice, police, etc, etc. I would like to point out that although it is known to keep silent to make money on the illicit market are selections organe.Se happens that country almost daily even minor children (they are expensive on the market in organs, organs young) girls after their mock them on so-called prostitution, some of the organization
<Paianjeana2-3> [5]take as suckers, etc., etc., are taken from them all organs ( are defendants and some doctors in hospitals) are burned body-ie made to disappear (wrapped like mummies in the bud?) and set the organization begin to lie to someone else not realize, bribe! , shouted the police, other state bodies discovered terrorism and its illicit pocket money, you want to know anything about the missing
<Paianjeana2-3> [6]person?,go to the police, you will calm talking, you are calm, you will lie with rudeness, if not relax when the person has a look of her organs recovered (some doctors in the hospitals involved) is nothing, the police look at you crazy (and some doctors involved in hospitals) bгgоndu their illicit money in your pocket , bribe!-do not forget that they are terrorist organizations, and that's
<Paianjeana2-3> [7]not everything, so I went to the door SRI nothing, I failed, I had the bad impression that they do more SRI front the false alarms on television, newspapers, radio, etc., etc., and other state bodies discovered terrorist, however, information from 2004 until 2009 they reached the table's President, Prime Minister, their command SRI (then it had given my account that are also of terrorist
<Paianjeana2-3> [8]organizations) is to continue implementation of the country's citizens stopping genocide, blame the president, prime minister, muhaelele these criminals(who are criminals even and only dictator Ceausescu) parties that have propelled the guys two above, opposition parties, the intelligence services, other organs of state terrorism to genocide found in the population of the country (for other
<Paianjeana2-3> [11]terrorist state), with the support of state bodies discovered terrorist for some people to nemaiapucоnd pension оnstгreascг respective owners, otherwise there is no secret that the state gains a respectable profit when he people are executaюi.Girls are contacted by phone or word indicating the box where aєteptate.Unele of the girls are led by people elderly are leaving the impression that
<Paianjeana2-3> [12]some form rude.Se married for peace to Rodez to bring them money, their vinde.Unele of the girls are used for recruiting or something more, not dropped the carefully victims naive girls , bгieюi.Mai wearing wigs and is fardeazг, can change their eye color with contact lenses oral = geardia.Sunt select aparentele.sex wrong with incurable diseases to sleep with them (they unconsciously) in
<Paianjeana2-3> [13]case of pressure by ever an opponent, and if the opponent is near them to take him into moarte.Printre swords and other weapons (that have firearms smuggling and even the head of the country-world countries to see sales 3rd ) is confirmed The existence of poisons-attention to cemeteries (Besides entering the house potivite key or master key and entry of harmful substances in food
<Paianjeana2-3> [14]or crushed glass to kill more slowly so that nobody knows is perhaps relatives or those you have to care if you've left a part of the property, make bocitoarele a cemetery, but you already have the hole dug by some doctors in hospitals comes to your give a natural death-by-the-3rd
<Paianjeana2-3> spy USA-----spy Romania!!!!My names James Boond 007!!!!
<Paianjeana2-3> spy USA-----spy Romania!!!!My names James Boond 007!!!!
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<Pavel> okay?
 
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[21:03] <Shepuz> and that 24/7 Danzig is filled with 12year old YO NIGGA NIGGA people that drive me nuts
[21:04] <Shepuz> "yo Imma gonna bust a cap with dis MP44 yo, **** is cash" and then some russian comes and stabs them in the head with a bayo
[21:04] <+kapulA> Shepuz
[21:05] <+kapulA> Sounds like fun. :>
[21:05] <+kapulA> If you're the Russian, that is.
[21:05] <Shepuz> I've done that
[21:05] <Shepuz> bugger shot half of his mag to the roof
[21:05] <+kapulA> Hahaha
[21:05] <Shepuz> step step step by step I come closer and I stab yeeee
[21:05] <Shepuz> *stab*
[21:05] <Shepuz> "HAAAAAAAAAAAX"
 
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[14:14] <@Ensiform> calc
[14:14] <@Trashed> EIGHTEEN = see calc eight [added by: meddygon]
[14:14] <@Ensiform> calc eight
[14:14] <@Trashed> eight = see calc five [added by: meddygon]
[14:14] <@Ensiform> ..
[14:41] <MrPutz> calc five
[14:41] <@Trashed> five = see calc four [added by: chasma]
[14:41] <MrPutz> calc four
[14:41] <@Trashed> four = **** YOU! [added by: chasma]
[14:41] <MrPutz> >:|
 
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putzalicious

putzalicious

[09:52pm|Case> tasty putz?
[09:52pm|BobJoel> ground putz
[09:52pm|BobJoel> pounded putz
[09:52pm|Case> tenderized putz
[09:52pm|BobJoel> putz pie
[09:53pm|Case> slow roasted putz
[09:53pm|Psycho_Sam> minced
[09:53pm|MrPutz> chopped putz
[09:53pm|Case> candied putz
[09:53pm|Psycho_Sam> sauted putz
[09:53pm|MrPutz> par-boiled putz
[09:53pm|Psycho_Sam> grilled putz
[09:53pm|MrPutz> smoked putz
[09:53pm|BobJoel> putzella
[09:53pm|BobJoel> putz spread
[09:53pm|MrPutz> putzini
[09:53pm|Case> putzetti
[09:53pm|Psycho_Sam> putz in the hole
[09:53pm|MrPutz> >:|
[09:53pm|Case> putz in a blanket
[09:53pm|BobJoel> sex on the putz
[09:53pm|BobJoel> ......
[09:54pm|Case> OMG
[09:54pm|MrPutz> LOL
[09:54pm|Case> can't breathe
[09:54pm|Case> laughing
[09:54pm|Psycho_Sam> lool
[09:54pm|Case> coughing
[09:54pm|BobJoel> me too
[09:54pm|BobJoel> me too
[09:54pm|Case> buttery putz?
[09:54pm|MrPutz/#MN-Dev pours some ice on my chest
[09:54pm|MrPutz> ooh baby
[09:54pm|Psycho_Sam> omg
[09:54pm|Psycho_Sam/#MN-Dev adds sprinkles
[09:55pm|MrPutz> >:D
 
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[13:04:03] <@DJSatane> doing laundry
[13:04:10] <@DJSatane> gonna nap a bit soon
[13:04:44] <@Ralfst3r> I'm doing laundry aswell
[13:04:51] <@Ralfst3r> It's liek... telepathy
[13:10:36] <Lebo> Wat the fuk
[13:10:40] <Lebo> I'm doing laundry aswell
[13:10:41] <Lebo> :E
[13:11:49] <@Ralfst3r> D:
[13:12:02] <@Ralfst3r> We're all like... connected, maaan
[13:12:13] <@Ralfst3r> [/hippy accent]
[13:17:41] <Tomcat_ha> wtf im doing laundry in my nose
[13:19:43] <+Kettch23> you should do laundry in your head

Hurr
 
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[14:21:03] <@The_Masta> Ralfst3r
[14:21:04] <@The_Masta> http://forums.tripwireinteractive.com/showthread.php?t=42647
[14:21:09] <@The_Masta> we should troll them
[14:22:07] * @Ralfst3r puts on his troll uniform
[14:22:18] <@Ralfst3r> Erwarte ihre befehle
[14:22:21] <@Ralfst3r> And such
[14:24:38] <@The_Masta> *crysis suit voice* maximum trolling
[14:27:09] <@Ralfst3r> Haha
[14:28:33] <@The_Masta> http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh166/themasta89/maximumtrollingcrysis.jpg
I lolled
 
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Morello: it's a mac, that's the problem
Bobdog: lies
Bobdog: I have never had such problems
Morello: woman plus mac equals problems
Bobdog: woman plus COMPUTER equals problems
Bobdog: well
Bobdog: more like
Morello: woman equals problems
Bobdog: woman play anything equals problems
Bobdog: *plus
Bobdog: yeah :D
 
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[13:29] <+kapulA> http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h177/kapulA_85/isitwrong.jpg
[13:30] <The_Masta> so much incest
[13:30] * The_Masta smells 4chan
[13:32] <+kapulA> I wouldn't know
[13:32] <+kapulA> I just googled it
[13:33] <E-VileFedExPope> wincest
[13:34] <E-VileFedExPope> as much as it is revolting
[13:34] <E-VileFedExPope> HAve to say
[13:34] <E-VileFedExPope> That is catchy
[13:34] <E-VileFedExPope> 'wincest'
[13:34] <The_Masta> needs more twincest :p
[13:35] <E-VileFedExPope> looool
[13:35] <+kapulA> Haha
[13:35] <E-VileFedExPope> When does ralf arrive
[13:35] <E-VileFedExPope> Not that incest makes me think of ralf
[13:35] <+kapulA> Hahahah
[13:35] <The_Masta> lol

This is what you're missing by not idling in our IRC channel :p
 
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Why bother idling there when anything of anysignificance (and a lot of no discernible significance) ends up here anyways?

Keep 'em coming guys - I look forward to hearing about Ralf's next hysterical spelling error :p
Gather round and look!

[17:44:47] <Ralf|Laptop> some ruskie killed comitted suicide by making his own guillotine
[17:44:57] <The_Masta> o_O
[17:45:00] <Klaus> did you guys see that new movie
[17:45:02] <Klaus> MacGruber?
[17:45:02] <Ralf|Laptop> -killed
[17:45:09] <Klaus> supposed to be a MacGyver parody thing
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[17:45:50] <E-VileFedExPope> KILLED COMMITTED SUICIDE
[17:45:55] <Klaus> trailer
[17:46:01] * Ralf|Laptop slaps E-VileFedExPope around a bit with a large trout
[17:46:12] <Ralf|Laptop> Shush up your mouth
[17:46:24] <Ralf|Laptop> Imma making the speak english
[17:46:58] <Klaus> Ralfster
[17:47:01] <Klaus> I got one thing to tell you
[17:47:04] <Klaus> so read carefully
[17:47:06] <E-VileFedExPope> l33t m0th4 f|_|k4, d0 y00 sp33k 1t?????
[17:47:07] <Klaus> i wont repeat it
[17:47:21] <Klaus> ~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~ ~1(RUS)
[17:47:32] <E-VileFedExPope> <Klaus> ~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~ ~1(RUS)
[17:47:36] <E-VileFedExPope> haha you repeated it
[17:47:41] <Klaus> LIES
[17:47:42] <Klaus> LYES
[17:47:48] <E-VileFedExPope> KROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVY
[17:47:51] <Ralf|Laptop> krovy!
[17:47:56] <Klaus> LIESGROOVY!
[17:47:58] <Ralf|Laptop> D:
[17:48:03] <E-VileFedExPope> leyes rock!
[17:48:08] <Ralf|Laptop> ROfoot
[17:48:17] <Ralf|Laptop> He lurks the forrest of lyes krovy
[17:48:36] <E-VileFedExPope> I think HOES should call the default soldier name UnknownSoldier, in a shoutout to MoH
[17:48:38] <E-VileFedExPope> kekekeke
[17:49:04] <Ralf|Laptop> Or shoutoot to the Doors?
[17:49:17] <+kapulA> [23:45] <E-VileFedExPope> KILLED COMMITTED SUICIDE
[17:49:24] <E-VileFedExPope> shotoot toh thoh doohs????
[17:49:34] <+kapulA> KILLED COMMITTED SUICIDE, RALF
[17:50:09] <+kapulA> Also
[17:50:14] <+kapulA> I vote for HOEPLAYA
[17:50:14] * Ralf|Laptop kills kapulA and makes it looks like suicide
[17:50:31] <+kapulA> Or, ROPlayer, if that is unacceptable =(
[17:50:42] * +kapulA watches Ralf get killed committed suicide
[17:50:49] <Ralf|Laptop> 'Sir, it looks like he shot himself in the head.... 6 times'
[17:50:51] <E-VileFedExPope> HOE
[17:50:59] <+kapulA> **** yeah.
[17:51:13] <E-VileFedExPope> so many new players killed commiting suicide trying to tank alone
[17:51:23] <E-VileFedExPope> killed committed suicide by tank
[17:51:26] <Ralf|Laptop> Fgts
[17:51:29] <+kapulA> :D
 
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