Nano we're not worthy!!!!
so basically what you are saying is:
so far this has to be the best "joke" thread yet. good too, i think a lot of people needed a laugh
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Killing Floor Jokes
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Nano we're not worthy!!!!
so basically what you are saying is:
so far this has to be the best "joke" thread yet. good too, i think a lot of people needed a laugh
Don't forget
Don't forget
Also, has a +100% musical bonus (its all just so simple when you have a rocket laucher for an arm)
Don't forget
Also, has a +100% musical bonus (its all just so simple when you have a rocket laucher for an arm)
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I saw a KF version of the "It's goofy time!" on /v/ with the dad standing inside the room with a welder in his hand going "I am welding this door!". There's a horde of specimens outside and the kid is on the ground going "No dad! NO!"
I wish I saved that shoop
I wish I saved that shoop
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why don't bloats like going to bars?
Because they always get in bar fights.
Get it, barf fights?
Because they always get in bar fights.
Get it, barf fights?
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Written on some cardboards near the spawn location in West London map:
"MONSTER ATE MY FAMILY NEED MUNY FOR CHEESEBERGER"
"AN ANGEL TOLD ME IF I STOOD HERE U WOULD GIVE ME MUNY!"
Level 6 Clot
60% more grab damage
Can't be grabbed by clots
Can grope berserkers
Up to 4 grope time extensions
Level 3 Crawler
Can walk
60% discount on shoes
Can carry up to 1 extra pair of shoes
Where do you hold out against the specimen onslaught in winter?
On a chilling floor
The specimen onslaught continues. Where do you pay for your utility expenses?
On a billing floor
The specimens have broken into the mansion! Where do you recommend your team defend while at the same time confuse the hell out of them?
On the ceiling floor
Where is DJ Scully's favorite place to hang out?
On a dancing floor
"MONSTER ATE MY FAMILY NEED MUNY FOR CHEESEBERGER"
"AN ANGEL TOLD ME IF I STOOD HERE U WOULD GIVE ME MUNY!"
Level 6 Clot
60% more grab damage
Can't be grabbed by clots
Can grope berserkers
Up to 4 grope time extensions
Level 3 Crawler
Can walk
60% discount on shoes
Can carry up to 1 extra pair of shoes
Where do you hold out against the specimen onslaught in winter?
On a chilling floor
The specimen onslaught continues. Where do you pay for your utility expenses?
On a billing floor
The specimens have broken into the mansion! Where do you recommend your team defend while at the same time confuse the hell out of them?
On the ceiling floor
Where is DJ Scully's favorite place to hang out?
On a dancing floor
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If they get to the southern US, you could ahve Zeds vs Zombies, cause the Zed are tired of getting called zombies and the will show that they are superior to zombies
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Once had a Fleshpound type my a paper for me when I broke my arm.....80 words a minute with those blenders... hell of a typer
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Did I miss something, or have you randomly become the target of many jokes lately?
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What did Ramm's wife say when he brought home a book on sexual positions?
Who do you think you are, bleeding action man?
Who do you think you are, bleeding action man?
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A kid was playing hide and go seek with his friends. However, he was running so fast to get to a good hiding spot that he tripped over a bump on the curb and hurt himself. His neighbor, seeing this, rushed inside for some bandages and disinfectant to help the poor boy. However, when he came back outside and tried to help the kid, the kid resisted, as if he was scared of the neighbor. The neighbor, understanding what was troubling the boy, replied:
"I'm trying to heal you, not tag you!"
"I'm trying to heal you, not tag you!"
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To my knowledge, "ZED" doesn't actually mean anything. It was made up to fill in the role of giving the slow motion a name: "ZED time".
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