Hi - this is just to let you know that Mr Lemon is now here, stranded in london by our pisspoor response to 3cm of snow (all airports down, trains stalled, cannibalism in the streets).
Little does he know that he's next on the menu MUAHAHAHAHA!!!
Right - well he should be just about to get on the Austrian Airlines plane in about 30 minutes - unless this flight is cancelled today as well.
We had quite a busy day all in all - Houses of Parliament, National Gallery, pub, Imperial War Museum, pizza place, Science Museum, walking the lot. Dunno about him but I'm exhausted - my old bones aren't up to all this shlepping around
p.s. I did not know there was a Jagdpanther in the IWM - took four penetrating hits from a 75 by the looks of it - one to the engine compartment and 3 to the rear crew compartment. Bet they wish they had a turret for that fight.
The British love collecting V1 and V2, they are all over the places.
The British love anything thats made out of brass or bronze, hoarding them in a fetish like manner and placing stuff made of it anywhere they can.
Number 2 - the reason we did not fire our own rockets back at Germany is that they are too heavy when you make them out of brass.
Ok just got the tickets for the 4th Jan.
Things to take with me:
- 400€ worth of tabacco (cheaper)
- 500€ worth of beer (cheaper and better in Austria)
- 200€ worth of Whisky (cheaper)
- My crappy laptop that cant even handle 3D games
- sh*tload of wire adapters
- 3 months rations of canned food
- Shotgun with 1 shell in the case of a possible suicide due to bad food
Did I forget something?
p.s. I did not know there was a Jagdpanther in the IWM - took four penetrating hits from a 75 by the looks of it - one to the engine compartment and 3 to the rear crew compartment. Bet they wish they had a turret for that fight.
Well, thing is that most English ale tastes like canned beer that you opened up 3 days prior to drinking.2 - Not drinking the beer of a country you're visiting seems weird to me. Get yourself down the pubs and order strong ale.
I dont know but from what i have seen is that even in the duty free shops a Lagavulin or a Glenfiddich is still more expensive than in Austria.3 - Can whiskey be that much cheaper in Austria? You can get decent scotch at a fair price in the UK. Unless your a total pisshead on a budget of course, in which case knock yourself out.
8 - Some decent hardcore Austrian porn mags, i'll send a mailing address.
Well, thing is that most English ale tastes like canned beer that you opened up 3 days prior to drinking.
It's not bad, sometimes it even tastes rather good but it allways reminds me of old beer.
AFAIK you had ONE pint of Old Speckled Hen and it was the first out of the pump that day so you can expect it to be a little lifeless. It certainly does not qualify you as an Ale expert
AFAIK you had ONE pint of Old Speckled Hen and it was the first out of the pump that day so you can expect it to be a little lifeless. It certainly does not qualify you as an Ale expert