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The Chavlights Thread

Nestor Makhno

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Christmas...

Ah, Christmas. the time of year when houses whose exteriors are more commonly decorated with empty White Star cans and dog**** suddenly change and end up looking like (to quote the great Frankie Boyle) a 'radioactive Poundland'.

Here is one owned by a guy who apparently feels that an extra
 
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My father, brother and I growing up used to lay down a load of lights and decorations, more then most in our neighborhood.... but never to the extent as that Picasso Acid Trip shown above.

I mean we placed them decently and in a neat little pattern, colors co-ordinated for each tree, etc. Of course we also had a decently large property so we could spread it out a bit. The above picture doesn't show much of a large front yard and it's like they decided to cram a football field's worth of x-mas decorations everywhere they could get them.

Looks like a giant Glow Worm shat all over the house or they tried to go for the Industrial Sized Lite-Brite theme.

I mean geez, they have so much electricity flowing through and over that house that they probably have their hair standing up on end 24/7 and compasses don't work within a 3km radius.
 
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