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Dino hunting for the love of god!

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Jokerman

Jokerman

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Maybe old but new to me.

http://objectiveministries.org/creation/projectpterosaur.html

Velociraptors: Today terrorize the goat herders of Puerto Rico and are rumored to guard the remains of the Ark on Mt. Ararat. They have become vicious since the Fall as the result of the effects of genetic entropy, making them too dangerous for the sort of interactive public experience we have in mind.
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Rumor sais that while at it, the ID scientists will also build a bridge between the two kilimanjaros.
 
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Omg, the totally far out 'logic' of creationists...

Goes like this; if God created Man and all the animals in a week he must have created dinosaurs at the same time (since they can't deny findings of dino fossils), Man and dinosaurs walked the Earth at the same time, and were probably the best of friends in the garden of Eden. Since earth is only 5000 years old, dinos could not possibly have gone extinct 60+million years ago, and there must still be some left in faraway places.

Weee... hope they perish somewhere in the jungles of the Congo :p

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Shhhhhhhh, be vewwwy, vewwwy quiet; I'm hunting dinosauws, heheheheheheh
 
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#7
Guys this website is total satire! Just check out the Bios of all the authors. The faces are pretty clearly photoshopped so not to actually get anyone in trouble. Besides, their stories are totally comical and satirical in nature... there is a "LOL" Banner, which supposedly stands for "Love our Lord"... Yeah it's funny, but it's not real.
 
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However, despite the fact that this page is satire, (and VERY GOOD satire at that) there are groups that believe this exact same thing.

I remember traveling out to some small hic town in the middle of nowhere in Missouri, and my family stopped at a fruit stand (because homegrown produce rocks). When we entered the building where you weighed and paid for everything, there was all this children's school work on the walls. Apparently there was some school assignment where the kids had to draw Noah's Ark with their favorite dinosaurs in it... I was pretty much speechless at first, but soon that turned in to flat out laughter!

I'm surprised those people didn't kick me out for laughing and pointing. I'm sorry, but it was too outrageous not to mention...
 
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#11
Yea, it's a satire site, but gotta admit it had me fooled :p
Should have remembered I have seen it before as its' pretty old. But still, some of that stuff is TRUE in the Creationists' worldview...

Probably related to this pretty good parody as well:
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/

LOL check this out:
http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/ :eek:
 
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From the Kidz page said:
If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!

You may be moved to try and witness to
these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!

Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.

Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them.
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there is more great stuff like this
 
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