The Scots have discovered the internet.

[Six_Ten]

http://sco.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

Here at Wikipaedia it's recommendit that fowk uises "tradeetional" pan-dialect spellins. Awtho thir isna sae strict as in English we ettle tae come up wi writin that's easy tae read an can be soondit bi readers in thair ain dialect. Ae thing tae mynd is that maist fowk that kens better disna uise the apologetic apostrophe onymair. Mair oot ower evyte slang in an encyclopaedia.
O coorse maist awbody haesna been teached siclike at the schuil but wi practice it shoudna be ower deeficult. A wheen resoorces is aboot that expounds on whit "tradeetional" spellins is an hou tae applee thaim in a conseestant mainer.

 

[Murphy]

Shweet...

 

[Mahnsikir]

Pure braw

 

[Hummer9120]

Welcome to Core TS.

 

[Pvt.pile]

Did they even get it in The Kingdom of Fife???

 

[sharpshooterklj]

Yeah I've looked at that before, its pretty interesting. I think its easier to read if you say it aloud in a Scottish accent

 

[[TW]Wilsonam]

Someone seriously needs to do a Geordie one

 

[Shadrach]

 

[Nestor Makhno]

Someone seriously needs to do a Geordie one

How, Alan, man, divvunt be actin laik yez cud give a ****e, the whoal estayte knaas that yer a southern softie, like.

..but.

 

[Pvt.pile]

That put a smile on my face esp. if you imagine it in a jordie accent.

 

[fiftyone]

Lol, Ken ya Ma styytch.

I'm one of those Southerners, I once found myself lost in Paisley.
I asked directions, after I'm sure what were the correct indications I said "thank you very much", the truth is I didn't understand a single word of what the good man said.

Land of the brave...

 

[Pvt.pile]

I once found myself lost in Paisley.

If that were me i would have phoned for the cost guards to come inland and save me .

 

[Pagan]

I thought you lot were up to date with the internets? Seriously this is old.

http://www.jardmail.co.uk/attachments/geordiewindows.shtml

 

[Grobut]

Carefull now.. lest us Scandinavians and other Germanic language users start spelling the way we routinely butcher the English language with every word we try to utter

 

[[TW]Wilsonam]

I thought you lot were up to date with the internets? Seriously this is old.

http://www.jardmail.co.uk/attachments/geordiewindows.shtml

Yes, that IS old...