OK, well the year of the TW announcement and the 3 mods is upon us.
So lets look into our crystal balls and see what the months ahead hold for the community...
January - During a clandestine meeting at a crossroads just off the I-85, Wilsonam sells his soul to his sartorial role model, Beelzebub, in return for a publishing deal for 'RO2'.
Late January - In an amazing co-incidence all the mods release their open betas on the same day. Like donkeys caught between 3 haystacks the entire community decide that that evening would be best spent doing coursework, or treating the girlfriend to a romantic dinner or cleaning out their dens.
February - The Carpathian Crosses team release the Buffy the Vampire Slayer extension pack. Plans for the first Darkest Hour mod, set on the Eastern front 1941-45, are released.
March - The Mare Nostrum team announce that they have found the perfect voice talent for the Italian commands. Claiming to be an experienced actor with an extensive portfolio of work for computer games, he begins to seem slightly less of a good bet when it is revealed that he was the voice of Mario back in 1992 and has only done the Dolmio ads since.
April - A mod team which had been working secretly on the project unveils to a stunned community the King Tiger - fully modelled, skinned, animated and with custom sounds. Every player in the community rushes to maps with the KT on it, in order to see if it really is true that there was a vulnerability whereit could be taken out by a PTRD at 300 metres.
May - Beelzebub asks for his money back when he realises he got skanked on the crossroads deal.
June - TW announce to a waiting world that they did not actually plan to release a game anyway and that they are all going to pursue other interests. John opens the US's first drive-through rifle range, Bill releases his executive range of bongs and waterpipes, Alan opens a guinea pig sanctuary, Ingmar announces that he is to have a sex-change op and wants to be called 'Ingrid' from now on and Andy returns to his career as an itinerant hitman.
July - erm - the crystal is clouding over, come back later for more news after this announcement:
So lets look into our crystal balls and see what the months ahead hold for the community...
January - During a clandestine meeting at a crossroads just off the I-85, Wilsonam sells his soul to his sartorial role model, Beelzebub, in return for a publishing deal for 'RO2'.
Late January - In an amazing co-incidence all the mods release their open betas on the same day. Like donkeys caught between 3 haystacks the entire community decide that that evening would be best spent doing coursework, or treating the girlfriend to a romantic dinner or cleaning out their dens.
February - The Carpathian Crosses team release the Buffy the Vampire Slayer extension pack. Plans for the first Darkest Hour mod, set on the Eastern front 1941-45, are released.
March - The Mare Nostrum team announce that they have found the perfect voice talent for the Italian commands. Claiming to be an experienced actor with an extensive portfolio of work for computer games, he begins to seem slightly less of a good bet when it is revealed that he was the voice of Mario back in 1992 and has only done the Dolmio ads since.
April - A mod team which had been working secretly on the project unveils to a stunned community the King Tiger - fully modelled, skinned, animated and with custom sounds. Every player in the community rushes to maps with the KT on it, in order to see if it really is true that there was a vulnerability whereit could be taken out by a PTRD at 300 metres.
May - Beelzebub asks for his money back when he realises he got skanked on the crossroads deal.
June - TW announce to a waiting world that they did not actually plan to release a game anyway and that they are all going to pursue other interests. John opens the US's first drive-through rifle range, Bill releases his executive range of bongs and waterpipes, Alan opens a guinea pig sanctuary, Ingmar announces that he is to have a sex-change op and wants to be called 'Ingrid' from now on and Andy returns to his career as an itinerant hitman.
July - erm - the crystal is clouding over, come back later for more news after this announcement:
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