Lets Play Dwarf Fortress:Oh God Elephants!

[Onion]

I took this update last night, but was too lazy to post.

All hail the new sherrif!

Elves are gigantic pansies in this game. They wont trade anything with you that had to kill a living thing to make. And all they bring is like rope and berries.

This should be fun

Immigrant rush again, a couple of people are killed by elephants. We need far more people to sign up!

 

[murderous_eagle]

you should get some copper and then you'de be in business..

 

[El Cid]

This game gives a bad name to Elephants.

 

[-SemperFi-Jenova]

my dome headed mushroom produces much better things than wine.


like babies.

 

[Thorpy]

I LIVE!!!

And the shrooms shall flurish!

 

[[5.SS]Strother]

I must say I live the exciting life compared to the rest of you dudes.

 

[Onion]

I'm kindof sad at the lack of intrest in this thread, we have tons of positions open, but no forum guys to fill it

Hobbstweedle needs to lay off jenovas goods lol.

Bad trip stweedle?

Man I hate posessions, You get an artifact, but the dwarf doesn't gain any legendary stats.

Nooo Strother! He drowned.

I wonder what it will be?

If more people would sign up, I would be more intrested and want to update more often. I might end up killing this if no more intrest is shown. Don't make me do it guys!

 

[murderous_eagle]

You have too many illegal immigrents Onion. Build a fence!

 

[[5.SS]Strother]

uh....you killed me on purpose didn't you. I freaking sucked as a fisherman....I couldnt even swim....

here are some tips for you, 1. Showcase each of us more 2. Keep the population small and keep out other dwarves, that way you can focus on the people who signed up. and 3. There arn't always a lot of people on these forums.

 

[-SemperFi-Jenova]

or make jenova up to series thirteen.

 

[CrazyThumbs]

You can throw me into the mix to Onion.

 

[El Cid]

Normally everyone is dead by now.

 

[Zoring]

Don't give up Onion this is my favourite thread on the entire Innernet!

 

[HobbStweedle]

why do i always make things where the dwarf is dying?


but ya, i like this thread, dont close it. helps me with my fortress.

 

[Thorpy]

Thorpy thee 2nd!!!


Onion baby dont do it!!! Mass suicide is wrong!


Build a fence!

 

[Heldentod]

go to war! clean out the caves from non-dwarven scum!

 

[The Soup Nazi]

Make the Soup Nazi a dwarf somehow releated to the name. (Either industrious food producer or administrative tyrant. )

 

[Onion]

Make the Soup Nazi a dwarf somehow releated to the name. (Either industrious food producer or administrative tyrant. )

Then you get to be the mayor, you will have all my jewelers thrown in jail after they fail to build all your turquoise platnium plated dildos.

Also sorry if i missed your name in the next update, it will be added in ASAP.

 

[-SemperFi-Jenova]

i dont understand how your first statement is relative. lets have a war, it'll be fun.

 

[Onion]

Giant mole ambush, he is quickly struck down by marksdwarves!

Another one springs forth, and manages to bring down zoring II with him. Zoring the third is going to be a hammerdwarf.

I figured we needed some elephants, so this is my ingenious elephant trap. I cut the map in half with a channel, so it forces the elephants to go through this contraption filled with cage traps to get to the other part of the map.

Zetsumi goes fey!

I wonder what it could be...

Zetsumi seems to fancy himself a king!

He is a legendary engraver now! He can make really great engravings now!

Road being built so humans can get their wagons to our trade depot.

The completed elephant trap!