I think the headline in MSN Today was something like, "Why we are sad now that Anna Nicole is gone."
I read beneath the title, knowing what to expect, but, I did not see any combination of the words, "Because", "we", "are", "shallow", " moronic", "celebrity-obsessed", "micro-souled", "idiots", "that", "will", "eat", "any", "kind", "of", "glossy", "ordure", "so", "long", "as", "it", "has", "been", "packaged", "by", "Heat" and "magazine".
Imagine my surprise.
*actually the article may have contained the words 'of' and 'it' but I was too busy weeping and beating myself across the face with my keyboard at the debasement of humanity to notice.
I kid you not here - I looked over the shoulder of an office girl on the underground yesterday and she was reading an article in Heat or Now or somesuch excrement in which Ruby Wax was offering her sympathy regarding Posh Spice's Bunion Hell.
Some things beggar parody.