What are you craving now

[King Ragnar]

A Special Someone

 

[Ralfst3r]

I crave a massage with a happy end.

 

[bloodypotato]

I am now typing one handed.

9:51

I will let you draw your own conclusions.

Make sure to not hit the keyboard!

 

[Wolfsglen]

I have now finished typing one handed.

9:52

I will let you continue to draw your own conclusions.

How the message really ended

 

[SnozzFartz]

a life?

and taco bell

 

[Nimsky]

Love

And a fast and big pipe

No actually, a taco / buritto (what's the difference anyway?) would taste deliciously right now.

 

[Coey]

How the message really ended

What are you trying to insinuate? I can't eat a sammich that fast!

 

[Wolfsglen]

Rofl

 

[Bullitt]

jack&coke and a blowjob and a grilled cheese sandwitch and a milkshake

 

[[5.SS]Strother]

I have to second nimsky, love would be good.

 

[Gunfan9x19]

-blowjob
-Ability to surf internet for porn without worrying about getting my computer infested with viruses, adware, spyware, trojans, etc.
-Updated graphics for RO
-RO: The Western Front
-Single Player campaign for RO
-Ability for myself and myself only to use a (obviously completely fictional) fully auto PTRS with unlimited ammo/no reloads that can be fired from the hip/shouldered ANYWHERE LOL
-Repeal of unconstitutional gun laws
-.45ACP Luger
-All matching Mosin-Nagant Sniper
-All matching K98 sniper
-Mauser "Red 9" with all matching numbers plus matching stock
-Mauser Schnellfeuer
-Unlimited quantities of free ammo
-Mauser made WWII Luger
-AKM, serial numbers 1-10
-AK-47, serial numbers 1-10
-MG42
-Browning M2HB
-H&K MP5
-PPSh41
-MP40
-StG44
-TT33 Tokarev
-Soviet Makarov
-Soviet Stetchkin
-Colt 1911 Czarist Issue
-Czarist Issue Luger
-WWI Colt 1911, U.S property, .45ACP
-WWI Colt 1911 British Issue, .455 Webley(yes, there is such a thing)
-[Insert any other awesome guns you can thing of in rest of empty space]

Not that I'm greedy, of course...