This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby!

[Err]

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20060823/D8JMBDE00.html


[FONT=Verdana,Sans-serif]Aug 23, 4:12 PM (ET)

[/FONT] [FONT=Verdana,Sans-serif]CHICAGO (AP) - Cook County prosecutors say a 29-year-old man traveling with his mother desperately didn't want her to know he'd packed a sexual aid for their trip to Turkey. So he told security it was a bomb, officials said.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,Sans-serif]Madin Azad Amin was stopped by officials on Aug. 16 after guards found an object in his baggage that resembled a grenade, prosecutors said.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,Sans-serif]When officers asked him to identify it, Amin said it was a bomb, said Cook County Assistant State's Attorney Lorraine Scaduto.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,Sans-serif]He later told officials he'd lied about the item because his mother was nearby and he didn't want her to hear that it was part of a penis pump, Scaduto said.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,Sans-serif]He's been charged with felony disorderly conduct, said Andrew Conklin, a spokesman with the Cook County state's attorney's office.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,Sans-serif]Amin faces up to three years in prison if convicted. [/FONT]

 

[[5.SS]Strother]

lol what a moron, some people are just rediculously stupid.

 

[Mobius One]

I feel his pain....

...in prison.

 

[El Cid]

Uhm...why did he take it on holidays?? ._.

 

[[-project.rattus-]]

I never go out without my penis pump.

 

[Rameusb5]

I find it depressing that someone was actually that stupid.

It also reminds me of a scene from Fight Club.

It's not YOUR Dildo, but THE Dildo. (don't infer ownership)

 

[Onion]

PENIS PUMP PENIS PUMP PENIS PUMP PENIS PUMP

that is all

 

[Panzer Meyer]

What an idiot, saying he has a bomb. Why not just "its questionable, can we talk in private" or something. Wow...now he ended up on CNN for everyone to read.

GG dude!

 

[BuddyLee]

Maybe he said IT was the Bomb... I would defend him probono

 

[Wolfstuka]

hehe what an idiot

 

[Grobut]

Is that for real? because it would not look out of place on "The onion" or similar..

But if it is real.. wow, how dumb do you have to be to tell security you have a bomb? he could have claimed it was anything, "vegetable peeler" would be apt

 

[Err]

Is that for real? because it would not look out of place on "The onion" or similar..

But if it is real.. wow, how dumb do you have to be to tell security you have a bomb? he could have claimed it was anything, "vegetable peeler" would be apt

I think "meat grinder" would be more accurate.

 

[Bullitt]

lawl

 

[Onion]

because it would not look out of place on The onion

I dont use penis pumps

 

[Johnny_Zarathus]

Maybe he really told them it was a bomb because he thought if he told them the truth, he could go to prison for four years.

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2006-08-18-judge-sentenced_x.htm

 

[Athena]

I never go out without my penis pump.

ROFLMAO

 

[worluk]

I never go out without my penis pump.

and you are still A to Z sized? http://bash.org/?670375


sad

 

[Krokar]

hahah that quote from bash is awesome

 

[[-project.rattus-]]

and you are still A to Z sized? http://bash.org/?670375


sad

I have a german keyboard.

If you have a 20" monitor, the distance is like this:

a -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- z

 

[Silky_Slim]

"Honestly, it's not mine!"

"Disorderly conduct" what a load of ****

I would have said it's a malnutritioned pet rock.