Whenever someone uses the PPSh for the first time, he probably dies before killing anyone but his teammates. (guilty as charged
..5 months ago)
When you're playing Danzig with a new or horrible sniper, he'll probably stay at the spawn, kill 1-10 enemies and shout commands at you for the rest of the round.
You try to take out a StG guy standing near a window, you throw a nade and he survives, then your teammate throws a nade, which bounces off the frame, kills you, doesn't apologize and the StG guy kills everyone around.
You tell your sniper to kill an MG but he constantly dies and says "Take out that damn MG!"
Never let bots drive a tank.
When your tank commander sticks his head out the hatch 24/7, he'll get shot and you get killed by a hidden tank.
When you call for an PTRD, no one will answer.
The *beep* players will always get the best guns but all the good ones are riflemen.
Satchels are the TK tool #1
Never let someone stubborn who didn't play a CO map before drive the APC
(he just drove and drove and drove, disregarding all advice and orders, and then we finally reached a wonderful place, enemy territory including 2 tanks)