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  • Murphy's Laws of RO

    Murphy's Laws of Red Orchestra

    - The capzone you are in will be capped by your team immediately upon your death.
    - Your death in the above scenario will inevitably be due to a TK.
    - A bolt-rifle hipshot will miss if you have 1 round left, hit otherwise.
    - The enemy will attack en masse as soon as you start reloading your MG.
    - The probabilty that your APC/halftrack/potato truck will be fausted increases in proportion to the number of riders in it.
    - As soon as you pick up a sniper rifle, you will die.
    - Any weapon on the ground that you want will disappear as soon as you get to it.

    TWB*JudgeParker

  • #2
    Too true

    Also as soon as you join a server playing your fav map, it will change!
    I love TWI

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    • #3
      The likely hood you need a bayonet is in inverse proportion to having it fitted.
      Crawling invites bayonetting
      Handgrenades are never shot out of your hand.
      The perfectly thrown handgrenade never explodes, only the ones near teammates.
      The pesky Axis sniper you finally shoot across the river in Danzig is always your team mate who made it over the bridge thru the door up the stairs and who just picked up the enemy weapon.
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      • #4
        hehe..true true...i think there was a similat topic a while ago..ah what the heck.

        - if you really,really REALLY need ammo, noone is willing to give you any. ( and 2 minutes before they drowned you in ammo )

        - if you clear out a a capzone alone and call for help, you most likely get TKnaded

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        • #5
          after watching a corridor for 5 minutes with a rifle.. you get impatient and walk in only to have an smg guy around the corner just as he is turning.

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          • #6
            -Random artillery... isn't
            Last edited by Fedorov; 01-05-2009, 06:57 AM.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by TSOOR View Post
              Murphy's Laws of Red Orchestra

              - The capzone you are in will be capped by your team immediately upon your death.
              While you've been in there alone for the last 5 minutes yelling for back-up...
              That's so true...
              A.K.A. Von Apfelstrudel.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Sidus Preclarum View Post
                While you've been in there alone for the last 5 minutes yelling for back-up...
                That's so true...
                there is a variation of that one, in which when its 99% capped, the bar stops and goes backwards

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                • #9
                  If you only need one person to cap and win the map there will be at least 5 standing one foot the cap and never go in.

                  If you sneak behind enemy lines and are about to slaughter the defenses you will be tk'ed before you get a single kill.

                  If you throw a nade at a group of enemies it will kill the one friendly who just showed up.

                  The greatest shot you will ever make will be a friendly.

                  You can drive your tank to the middle of nowhere and run over 3 friendlies.

                  When you absolutely need a tank right now, it will be driving into a minefield.

                  When you absolutely need a SL he will be afk.

                  Your perfect arty coordinates are always directly on top of a spawn. Usually your own.

                  When everyone agrees to work together, they go to the wrong capzone.

                  If you need smoke on the left, it will be thrown on the right.
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                  • #10
                    On stalingrad, 90% of soviet players will either camp systematically on the wrong side of the street or 1 meter behind the capzone's rear limit.
                    "The greatest shot you will ever make will be a friendly."
                    ah, so true, my most incredible hipshot was a tk... :/
                    A.K.A. Von Apfelstrudel.

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                    • #11
                      the more time spent behind enemy lines, chance of being tk'd goes up.
                      The better you get, the more you get tked.
                      The round will end 1-3 seconds before you cap the last point.
                      Teamates will inevitably grenade the cap that was clear and tk their teamates, occasionally the enemy team then goes on to hold that cap till the end of the game.
                      if and when the sniper uses voip it will always be a young squeeky voice.
                      Everyone who uses a bolt action rifle and loves it, is over 18, needs a girlfriend, and help
                      (Tanks) the furter you get behind enemy lines, the higher your chance of being teamkilled.
                      "We must stand up men! Stand up and vow to continue to never play RO:HOS like never before! "
                      - HockeyWarrior,
                      From the original RO:HOS is dying thread circa 2009.

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                      • #12
                        -Random artillery... isn't
                        Love this one.

                        -If you pick MG role, you WILL get killed by the enemy, it is your destiny.
                        -If you pick Sniper , you WILL get tked.
                        -If you pick SMG, you will tk.
                        -If you pick Combat Eng, You will explode
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                        -If you think about a plan, it will fail, just do , no think.
                        -If you run into a room full of soldiers, you will not have any grenades.
                        -If you get in a bayo fight after being out drinking, there is a 76.231% chance you forgot to equip bayo.
                        -The most dangerous player to you on the battlefield is not the enemy vet, but the random noob on your team.
                        -A perfect plan is not perfect because every plan has mistakes and mistakes are not perfect.

                        -The best plan is to do the unexpected, but the enemy would expect you to do the unexpected so doing the unexpected is not really doing the unexpected but doing the expected.

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                        • #13
                          If you move your tank on Konigsplatz after being stationary for longer than 1 minute, you will kill at least 1 friendly infantry. I have come to the conclusion that players on this map are in fact barnacles
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Colt .45 killer View Post
                            Everyone who uses a bolt action rifle and loves it, is over 18, needs a girlfriend, and help
                            Ha ha, painfully true...

                            ---

                            - When you finally let your guard down after carefully clearing 20 empty rooms and run into yet another one, there will be three noob enemy assault troopers camping and they shoot you down with ease.
                            - You've taken your time to carefully approach the objective and just as you are finally ready to destroy it with a satchel a bullet comes out of nowhere and kills you.
                            - Just when you are close enough to stab some stupid SMG camper in the back he decides to turn around and shoots you.
                            - You've finally found the right elevation to take a perfect long range shot with a sniper rifle in Berezina, but when you shoot the irritating MG gunner a friendly pops out in between and you TK him ... after this a friendly tank drives over the bush where you are hiding and kills you ... and when you spawn and run in the same place ready to give them hell the enemy position is capped and you have a 5 minute walk ahead of you to reach the next objective.
                            - You are defending a position with semiauto rifle, you have taken a couple of shots and finaly decide to change the mag since nothing seems to be happening, and just then enemy soldier comes out and shoots you in the face while you can't do a thing.
                            - In Arad you finally get your puny PzIV out of spawn camp hell in one piece and get into good position ... but all the spawn camping enemy tanks are angled so that there's no point even shooting at them ... you try to relocate and then you get fausted by a random infantry dude that has been camping in a ditch for 5 minutes hoping someone would drive close
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Basil View Post
                              - You've taken your time to carefully approach the objective and just as you are finally ready to destroy it with a satchel a bullet comes out of your own lines and kills you.
                              fixed
                              A.K.A. Von Apfelstrudel.

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